SQ & SA

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:09 am

Okay, heres a fun game, kind of /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Its Stupid Question - Stupid Answer. So in one thread youll say:

Why do monkeys go meow?

then int he next thread someone will answer:

becase they were given bananas

then add another question after the answer:

are fish pink?

and so on. this can turn out to be funny, so play along.

Heres the first SQ:

Why is GB running for US president?

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:12 am

Because his Daddy did.

If there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, why is it invisible?

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:41 am

because leprechauns stole it all and spent it on plastic surgery.

Why does ada hate pink? /dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:49 am

because she knows she looks best in pink o.0

why DID ralph eat the purple berries??

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:05 am

because he thought they were sekseh.

why did mobs cut off *the* mullet

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:52 am

Because it was weighing him down backwards.

why IS "It" always in the last place you look?

Post by **Tibs** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:06 am

Because it's the most abvious to look there first.

Why don't people like to bomb stuff? ( accept for me then /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> )

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:23 am

they are afraid of getting wet (think about it /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />)

why do children always run around screaming?

Rift · Post by **Rift** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:30 am

because they have been sent here to destroy you

why does gum only get stuck in your hair and nowhere else when your asleep?

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:23 am

The omnipotent being's way of forcing mobes to cut off the mullet.

How does the wind know which way to blow?

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:15 am

It decides based on what type of beans you ate.

If bread always lands buttered side down, and cats land on their feet, what happens when you tape a buttered peice of bread to a cats back and drop it?

Rift · Post by **Rift** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:38 pm

the same thing that happens if you tape it to the cats feet butter side up.

why did dolphins evolve to live in the water?

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:52 pm

because they were rejected at all the other places with clubs.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:28 pm

It depends on if he's trying to chuck hardwood or softwood, and if it's a protected species or not, because if it's protected, the environmental police will arrest him, so he wouldn't chuck much wood at all.

Why are Gemini's the only truly sane zodiac sign?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:58 pm

they formed their own zodiac with animals, after being removed from the standard one ^.^

why does everything taste like chicken, except chicken?

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:17 pm

Because chickens eat cows, so they taste like leather /happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

Why is Moppy so sexy?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:21 pm

because ada loves pink

are children that act in R-18+ movies, allowed to see the movie o.0

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:22 pm

no because visions of themselves and their bad acting scare them to death.

What do you get when you cross a smile with a death stare?

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:35 pm

you get shane watching his downloads start morphing into shane waiting for his downloads to finish.

how many staff members are going to get /poofyou.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(poof)' /> ed before they realize they better stop with the pink stuff?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:58 pm

one, exile /happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

if balloons are round, what shape are circles /shocking.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(ack)' />

Post by **Tibs** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:55 am

the shape you get when you take the corners outoff a square

Why is wind that doesn't blow called wind? <_<

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:07 am

Because of the Extra Hot Burritos you had the other night.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who was the idiot who said "Quit while you're ahead"?

Post by **Tami** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:43 am

that would be the tortoise.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:46 am

No he becomes cross-eyed /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />.

Why is black animal hair attracted only to white garments, and white hair attracted to black?

Post by **Tami** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:53 am

because opposites attract.

Why is an investment banker called a broker?

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:06 pm

Because he snaps your investments in half.

[09:42am] <+Alex> if Mr. Bean was king would that make his teddy bear prime minister?

Post by **Tami** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:50 pm

well at least he'd be known for being a puppet and not trying to act like he isn't

*hides from the Brits*

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:40 pm

Hairy bananas!

If she sells seashells by the seashore; where does he sell hermit crabs?

Rift · Post by **Rift** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:12 pm

the same place he buys the shampoo to get rid of the rest of em.

what's green and red bumpy and gooey all over?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:09 pm

ada after a rave party *runs*

how DID Bill Gates come up with the name "Microsoft"?? ..(keep it clean)

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:23 am

his pea-sized (micro) brain shortened the word software so he could remember it.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:38 am

taxes....

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:41 am

Don't see why not, most of us don't know which way is up anyway.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:46 am

to help gemini's =)

why is it, that when your a kid, and you have imaginary friends, its considered cute, but when your an adult, its schizophrenia?

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:52 am

that's only true for those of you who choose to grow up.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:19 am

because theyre all too caught up in everything; their lives etc. to evenc are whats going on or what others need etc.

Why is the dot on top if a lowercase i called a tittle?

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:49 am

because someone accidentally crossed the first "t" when they wrote a description of the "little dot on the i"

Why is baseball called the World Series if it is only played in the US?

Rift · Post by **Rift** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:42 pm

because all the equipment is made in china and japan:P

will pi ever end?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:42 pm

mmm...pie /smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

What happens if you put "this side up" face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Post by **Tami** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:15 am

You get roo popcorn

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:39 am

only if its a leap year

Why DID Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights? o.0

Post by **Tibs** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:30 am

So he could get a tighter feeling in his pants /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Why are kids today trying to act so tough?

Post by **Tami** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:49 am

Because they weren't soaked in the marinade long enough as infants. /stare.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(stare)' />

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm

only if it was flown by a mime.

in the saying "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

Post by **Tami** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:54 am

Apparently it's softer than the hard place.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Post by **Tibs** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:03 am

Yes cause how would we look if we were tottaly unpartial?

Why is space neverending?

Post by **Tami** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:08 am

Are you sure it's neverending? Have you gone to check?

How do we know we aren't living in a Matrix for that matter? /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Post by **Tibs** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:11 am

Because I remember taking the blue pill, or wait was that the one to enter /stare.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(stare)' />

If we are in the matrix howcome i never met the lady in red?

Post by **Tami** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:14 pm

because she's off dancing with Chris DeBurgh *waits for all the youngsters to look that one up*

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Post by **Tibs** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:14 am

To protect their heads from getting hurt by hells portals when they get there /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Why is hell down and heaven up?