Difficulties When Drunk

[mobil1_oils]

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...


a) Innovative
B) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon






Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...


a) Specificity
B) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate






Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...


a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
B) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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[ner0]

[font=\"Courier\"][color=\"teal\"] /lolabove.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(lol)\' /> all so true! /shades.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'B)\' /> [/color][/font]

[Tibs]

Only 1 thing i can say to that

Cheers [img]http://smile.smilies.nl/473.gif[/img]

[Dzine Wolf]

[color=\"brown\"][font=\"Optima\"]Lmao Mobile....ur a nut! But dead on /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' /> /LSHIC.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':lol:\' />

Great post![/color][/font]

[RuffRyders]

It's true.. (sook)

[Skidz`Crew]

I Wouldent Know.... /whistle.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(whistle)\' />

[RuffRyders]

That's what they all say /bigwink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\';)\' />