Difficulties When Drunk

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:41 am

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
B) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
B) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
B) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

ner0 · Post by **ner0** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:52 am

/lolabove.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(lol)' /> all so true! /shades.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

Post by **Tibs** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:33 am

Only 1 thing i can say to that

Cheers [img]http://smile.smilies.nl/473.gif[/img]

Dzine Wolf · Post by **Dzine Wolf** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:50 pm

Lmao Mobile....ur a nut! But dead on /biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> /LSHIC.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

Great post!

RuffRyders · Post by **RuffRyders** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:46 pm

It's true.. (sook)

Skidz`Crew · Post by **Skidz`Crew** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:15 pm

I Wouldent Know.... /whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(whistle)' />

RuffRyders · Post by **RuffRyders** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:41 pm

That's what they all say /bigwink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />