The Vending Machine
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mobil1_oils
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The Vending Machine
[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]Okay, so this is the "Vending Machine" game which i also stole from au.playstation forums (see "The person above me" thread).
Basically you put something into the vending machine, and you get something vaguely relative to that object back.
So for example, i could put in handcuffs, and get back a criminal.
One person puts an object into the vending machine, and the next person gets to say what they get back, then they put in a new object, okay, so lets kick this one off shall we.
*puts in a cell/mobile phone* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
Basically you put something into the vending machine, and you get something vaguely relative to that object back.
So for example, i could put in handcuffs, and get back a criminal.
One person puts an object into the vending machine, and the next person gets to say what they get back, then they put in a new object, okay, so lets kick this one off shall we.
*puts in a cell/mobile phone* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
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mobil1_oils
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The Vending Machine
[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]*Gets a cup of coffee
/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />*
*puts in Adaera* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
*puts in Adaera* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
The Vending Machine
*gets out a unibrow*
*puts in a moustache*
*puts in a moustache*
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mobil1_oils
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The Vending Machine
[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]*Gets a set of handlebars back* (get it? handlebar moustache? AHAHAHAHA okay i'll stop)
*puts in a car* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
*puts in a car* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
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Shydragonchic
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The Vending Machine
out pops a horse
*puts in a cowboy buckle as big as a pie plate......(stole it off bro in law so he wouldn\'t wear it and embarrass us in public
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*puts in a cowboy buckle as big as a pie plate......(stole it off bro in law so he wouldn\'t wear it and embarrass us in public
The Vending Machine
*gets out shys bro in law*
*puts in a ak47*
*puts in a ak47*
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mobil1_oils
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[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]*gets back an AFK-47
/brows.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(brows)\' />*
*puts in moppy* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
*puts in moppy* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
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mobil1_oils
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[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]*gets back various forms and documents that need filling out
/dry.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'<_<\' />*
*puts in the documents*[/b][/i][/color][/font]
*puts in the documents*[/b][/i][/color][/font]
The Vending Machine
*gets out a chewed up windows XP install CD*
*puts in a photo*
*puts in a photo*
The Vending Machine
*out pops mobes\' mullet!*
*puts in Garfield*
*puts in Garfield*
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mobil1_oils
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The Vending Machine
[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]*out pops Josh with a mullet
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*puts in a cookie and fights back vercz trying to fit through the coin slot to retrieve it* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
*puts in a cookie and fights back vercz trying to fit through the coin slot to retrieve it* [/b][/i][/color][/font]
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Shydragonchic
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out pops.....heyyyyy who stuck vercz in the vending machine???
/stare.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(stare)\' />
*looks arround to see who\'s looking....puts vercz back in
*looks arround to see who\'s looking....puts vercz back in
The Vending Machine
[color="green"]*pops out*
/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />!
*shoves antics in there* <_< [/color]
*shoves antics in there* <_< [/color]
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mobil1_oils
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[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]*Gets antics back
... hang on a minute
/stare.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(stare)\' />
*shoves an electric guitar in there [/b][/i][/color][/font]
... hang on a minute
*shoves an electric guitar in there [/b][/i][/color][/font]
The Vending Machine
*Gets back an amp
Puts in a boombox, some deck chairs, an esky and an island on some street in orange.
Puts in a boombox, some deck chairs, an esky and an island on some street in orange.
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The Vending Machine
*gets back a party*
*puts in a million bucks!
/brows.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(brows)\' /> *
*puts in a million bucks!
The Vending Machine
[font="Tahoma"][b]*pulls out a Louie Armstrong record*[/b]
.... wonder who tossed this in there...
[b]*puts in his plan to rule the world and some other documents as to how to build his world destroying spaceship*[/b][/font]
.... wonder who tossed this in there...
[b]*puts in his plan to rule the world and some other documents as to how to build his world destroying spaceship*[/b][/font]

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mobil1_oils
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[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]*Gets back an episode of Pinky and The Brain
*puts in his Coles Supermarkets nametag [/b][/i][/color][/font]
*puts in his Coles Supermarkets nametag [/b][/i][/color][/font]
The Vending Machine
* gets back an iceream covered in 2 inch thick ice
* puts in bill gates
* puts in bill gates
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The Vending Machine
* gets out teh MicroSnotBot *
ewwww.... who put that in there!
* shoves MicroSnotBot back in with a note that reads: "Sanitizer Not Included"
/brows.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(brows)\' /> *
ewwww.... who put that in there!
* shoves MicroSnotBot back in with a note that reads: "Sanitizer Not Included"
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* completely ignores snotbot and gets out a soup ladle
* throws in sugar cubes
* throws in sugar cubes
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The Vending Machine
* gets out sugar cubes *
w0000000000000000000000000t HIGH
/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />
* puts in that artificial sugar stuff *
w0000000000000000000000000t HIGH
* puts in that artificial sugar stuff *
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mobil1_oils
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[b][i][color="gray"][font="tahoma"]*gets back a sugar free mint
*shoves in Brock [/b][/i][/color][/font]
*shoves in Brock [/b][/i][/color][/font]
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RuffRyders
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The Vending Machine
Weirdo's
/yeahright.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(yeah)\' />
/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />
The bruises fade but memories are made.
The Vending Machine
* get's out *
weeeeeeeeeeeee.....
* get's back in *
weeeeeeeeeeeee.....
* get's back in *
The Vending Machine
Oh dear, I must make this game continue
/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />
....out pops a weird child.
*puts in dory from finding nemo*
....out pops a weird child.
*puts in dory from finding nemo*
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“If you stop learning, you stop living.” ~Tami Quiring
“It's the rare man who understands the value of a single perfect rose.”
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“If you stop learning, you stop living.” ~Tami Quiring
“It's the rare man who understands the value of a single perfect rose.”
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The Vending Machine
*gets back a fish skeleton*
*puts in my dirty clothes*
/whistle.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(whistle)\' />
My laundry machine don't work....
/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />
*puts in my dirty clothes*
My laundry machine don't work....
The Vending Machine
....out pops a gigantic clothes monster!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS COMING AFTER ME!!
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*puts in some moldy cheese*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS COMING AFTER ME!!
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*puts in some moldy cheese*
Last edited by Josh on Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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“If you stop learning, you stop living.” ~Tami Quiring
“It's the rare man who understands the value of a single perfect rose.”
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“If you stop learning, you stop living.” ~Tami Quiring
“It's the rare man who understands the value of a single perfect rose.”
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