Tracking The Search Engine Bots

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:30 am

Sometimes it's pretty funny where we catch the search engine bots on the forum.

In this thread you'll find some examples.

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: How to Break Into The Game Industry
MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: All About Trojan Horses
MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: How Do I Know When a Virus Hits My Computer?

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:32 am

MicroSnotBot Emailing a topic /blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> Spyz0r /stare.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(stare)' />

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:13 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: 9 Things To Know About A Web Host

Endo · Post by **Endo** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:38 am

[quote]MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: A Gift For Adaera[/quote]
Watch out Dave! Its finding out how to woo ada /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

[quote]MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Rinse The Blood Off My Toga Today, 12:03 AM[/quote]
A common problem over at the Microsoft H.Q

Skidz`Crew · Post by **Skidz`Crew** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:56 pm

[quote]MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Happy Birthday Vercz`[/quote]

Now e's After Vercz XD /SlowBlink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(wo0t)' />

Post by **Jim** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:29 pm

[quote]MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: SP2 hack unearthed in the nick of time for admins[/quote]

Skidz`Crew · Post by **Skidz`Crew** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:17 pm

[quote]MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Fifth Banner Competition[/quote]
a Bit Late LOL

Post by **Tami** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:11 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Welcome To Our Review Section

(muah)

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:45 pm

lol tech....they have been after me for ages, something about "wanting me to write software" ...or some nonsense *shrugs* /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:01 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Internet Explorer rivals celebrate gains

Post by **Tami** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:14 pm

[quote]MicroSnotBot Using Personal Messenger[/quote]

/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> who's the lucky recipient?

Post by **Jim** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:49 pm

pj33r teh bot /knife.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(knife)' />

Post by **Tami** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:29 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: HTML Forms Validation On The Client Side

Think it's learning anything? <_<

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:42 pm

rofl... /LSHIC.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

Skidz`Crew · Post by **Skidz`Crew** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:01 pm

[quote name='Adaera' date='Oct 5 2004, 02:29 AM']MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: HTML Forms Validation On The Client Side

Think it's learning anything? /dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />
[right][post="11034"][/post][/right][/quote]
[quote]MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Learn good designs from bad design[/quote]

Guess not O_o

Post by **Tami** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:33 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: AHAHA We're Taking Over

*hopes the bot isn't left handed* /stare.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(stare)' />

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:02 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: I Have Cheated Death When i was Young....

Post by **Tami** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:30 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Projects

THIEF!!!! /stare.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(stare)' />

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:40 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Metallica /yeahright.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(yeah)' />

Post by **Tami** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:46 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Winamp Skinning Tutorial

See? It really does want to learn /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Post by **Tami** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:56 am

On second thought....

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: CrazyThoughts

....no comment /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Post by **Tami** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:11 am

MicroSnotBot Posting in forum: The Mosh Pit

/ani-cow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(cow)' />

Wingx · Post by **Wingx** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 3:27 am

oh dear god, that cow is actually dancing on the rythm of my music /blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:09 am

Okay... whos been getting the chicken high on caffeine again /stare.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(stare)' /> ?

Post by **Tami** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 4:07 am

Googlebot Registering...

Maybe it doesn't like its name

Endo · Post by **Endo** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:49 am

MicroSnotBot - Viewing Topic: Script School (blinks)

Post by **Tami** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:10 am

uh oh save us all LOL

Post by **Tami** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:55 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Lincoln & Kennedy

seeeeeeeeee it *is* here to learn /blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Post by **Tami** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:48 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Conspiracies /blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

Post by **Tami** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:56 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Longhorn will be out in 2006

...and right now it's thinking "No one ever tells me anything" /stare.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(stare)' />

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:21 pm

[quote name='Adaera'] MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Longhorn will be out in 2006

...and right now it's thinking "No one ever tells me anything" /stare.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(stare)' />[/quote]

lmfao!!!

Post by **Tami** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:36 pm

Okay....this has got to be the ultimate bot track lmfao

/pointlaf2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(laf)' /> MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: How To Find Job Satisfaction /laughing1.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(lol1)' />

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:47 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Your Portfolio's Life at the Agency

hmm...FBI wannabe?? o.0

Post by **Tami** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:16 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: $_SERVER error

shoulda read that one BEFORE they started messing around with messenger over the weekend /Debate.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(debate)' />

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:24 pm

heh... true lol.. on a site it says that they had a virus or something :\

Post by **Tami** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:19 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Does Santa Exist?

Mebbe it'll tell us 0.o

Baralai · Post by **Baralai** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:12 am

Lmao ahahha
dont look lil kiddes

Bara

Endo · Post by **Endo** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:14 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Won A Contest With This One Today, 08:03 PM - Somehow i doubt it means winME >.>

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Australian government gives Linux thumbs up
* See's MS ignoring Aussie products

Post by **Jim** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:14 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: evil eyes..

0.o

Post by **Tami** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:51 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Dying...

OMG the evil eyes got it

Post by **Scott** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:05 pm

We need a funeral service for it, i'll send out invites to its friends...think Googlebot'll come? Shouldn't be too busy, might needa employ extra cleaners for the eggs <_<

Post by **Tami** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:15 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Forum Searching...

QUICK everyone hide /shocking.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(ack)' />

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:02 pm

!!!!! /ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> /animatedfear.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(fear)' /> /ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> /animatedfear.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(fear)' /> !!!!!

RuffRyders · Post by **RuffRyders** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:45 pm

It's alive *hides*

Post by **Tami** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:34 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing the Help Files

There's hope yet /biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:36 am

i dunno...it IS after all...a microsoft product /shocking.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(ack)' />

RuffRyders · Post by **RuffRyders** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:36 am

[quote name='Vercz' date='Oct 25 2004, 06:36 PM']i dunno...it IS after all...a microsoft product /shocking.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(ack)' />
[right][post="12128"][/post][/right][/quote]

Microsoft /Debate.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='(debate)' />... Suprised it still works.

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:02 am

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Please Read Before Posting Requests.

mebbe it wants a new owner??

RuffRyders · Post by **RuffRyders** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:04 pm

MicroSnotBot Viewing Topic: Trojan.StartPage.H

o.0

Post by **Tami** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:16 pm

Googlebot Viewing Topic: gmail swaps

Maybe it wants a new email /blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />