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Okay, heres a fun game, kind of /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' /> Its Stupid Question - Stupid Answer. So in one thread youll say:

Why do monkeys go meow?

then int he next thread someone will answer:

becase they were given bananas

then add another question after the answer:

are fish pink?

and so on. this can turn out to be funny, so play along.

Heres the first SQ:

Why is GB running for US president?

Because his Daddy did.

If there\'s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, why is it invisible?

because leprechauns stole it all and spent it on plastic surgery.

Why does ada hate pink? /dry.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'<_<\' />

[color=\"green\"]because she knows she looks best in pink o.0

why DID ralph eat the purple berries?? [/color]

because he thought they were sekseh.

why did mobs cut off *the* mullet

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]Because it was weighing him down backwards.

why IS "It" always in the last place you look?[/b][/i][/color][/font]

Because it\'s the most abvious to look there first.

Why don\'t people like to bomb stuff? ( accept for me then /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' /> )

[color=\"green\"]they are afraid of getting wet (think about it /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />)

why do children always run around screaming? [/color]

because they have been sent here to destroy you

why does gum only get stuck in your hair and nowhere else when your asleep?

The omnipotent being\'s way of forcing mobes to cut off the mullet.

How does the wind know which way to blow?

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]It decides based on what type of beans you ate.

If bread always lands buttered side down, and cats land on their feet, what happens when you tape a buttered peice of bread to a cats back and drop it? [/b][/i][/color][/font]

the same thing that happens if you tape it to the cats feet butter side up.

why did dolphins evolve to live in the water?

because they were rejected at all the other places with clubs.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It depends on if he\'s trying to chuck hardwood or softwood, and if it\'s a protected species or not, because if it\'s protected, the environmental police will arrest him, so he wouldn\'t chuck much wood at all.

Why are Gemini\'s the only truly sane zodiac sign?

[color=\"green\"]they formed their own zodiac with animals, after being removed from the standard one ^.^


why does everything taste like chicken, except chicken? [/color]