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his pea-sized (micro) brain shortened the word software so he could remember it.

When someone asks you, \"A penny for your thoughts\" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

[color=\"green\"]taxes....

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? [/color]

Don\'t see why not, most of us don\'t know which way is up anyway.

If it\'s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

[color=\"green\"]to help gemini\'s =)

why is it, that when your a kid, and you have imaginary friends, its considered cute, but when your an adult, its schizophrenia? [/color]

that\'s only true for those of you who choose to grow up.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren\'t more people happy?

because theyre all too caught up in everything; their lives etc. to evenc are whats going on or what others need etc.

Why is the dot on top if a lowercase i called a tittle?

because someone accidentally crossed the first \"t\" when they wrote a description of the \"little dot on the i\"

Why is baseball called the World Series if it is only played in the US?

because all the equipment is made in china and japan:P

will pi ever end?

[color=\"green\"]mmm...pie <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />

What happens if you put \"this side up\" face down while popping microwave popcorn?[/color]

You get roo popcorn

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

[color=\"green\"]only if its a leap year

Why DID Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights? o.0 [/color]

So he could get a tighter feeling in his pants <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

Why are kids today trying to act so tough?

Because they weren\'t soaked in the marinade long enough as infants. <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... /stare.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(stare)\' />

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

[color=\"green\"]only if it was flown by a mime.

in the saying \"between a rock and a hard place\", is the rock not hard? [/color]

Apparently it\'s softer than the hard place.

Is it possible to be totally partial?